The Latent Garden

In an imagined garden, a topiary lion climbs down from its plinth after dark. It moves carefully between the flower beds, keeping low. This would be more impressive if every step did not rustle. A small shower of leaves follows it across the lawn.

Tonight it discovers a hose. The lion circles it twice, crouches behind a rosebush and springs. The hose offers little resistance until the sprinkler comes on. For several minutes, a green mane and a fan of water occupy the same excited patch of garden.

At dawn, the lion returns to its plinth with the hose between its front paws. Its mane is dripping, one ear has acquired a dandelion, and its tail points in a direction the gardener did not intend. The gardener brings the shears.

I would let the lion endure the haircut with considerable dignity. Only when the gardener reaches its left ear does a small jet of water escape from its mouth.

Suppose a small airport opens on a desk, serving paper airplanes. A ruler marks the runway. The departure board lists the windowsill, the bookcase and the uncertain territory behind the printer. The longest flight is expected to take three seconds.

Check-in is unusually thorough. Each aircraft is weighed, unfolded and inspected, then folded again by someone who insists this does not affect its performance. A plane made from a shopping list is delayed while the word “eggs” is investigated. Another has a boarding pass printed on its wing.

I would give the airport a proper weather service. At first, the forecast is reassuring: no wind, excellent visibility. Then a door opens. Three departures are postponed, and the plane for the bookcase is discovered beneath a chair. Its passengers are offered a replacement fold.

By evening, only one flight remains. It has been cleared for the windowsill, but a slight bend in its left wing keeps sending it back toward the desk. The arrivals clerk watches it settle beside the runway and reaches for a new stamp.

At the bottom of an invented page, a footnote reads: "There is another door." Above it, a room has been described carefully: one window, one table, one door. The person at the table looks up.

The second door is not behind the curtain or beneath the rug. It is still down in the small print. To reach it, the person may have to leave the paragraph.

I would give the footnote a brass handle but no further explanation. The room's description can remain perfectly accurate. There is only one door in the room. The difficulty is that the page contains more than the room.

At the next revision, the table is empty. A tiny chair has appeared beside the footnote, and the sentence above it has acquired an asterisk.

Imagine a chess set whose captured pieces sit on a narrow bench beside the board. They arrive in the order they leave the game, black and white mixed together. The first pawn has an excellent view. Six moves later, a bishop sits in front of it.

The queen begins offering advice almost immediately. A rook asks her to be quiet. The pawn wants everyone to lean a little to the left.

I would keep the game itself ordinary. No piece returns from the bench, and no whispered suggestion changes the rules. But by move thirty, a white bishop and a black rook are sharing a folded score sheet. They disagree about everything except where the lamp should be.

I haven't decided whether the players can hear them.

An animation experiment: give a walking figure a shadow that runs one second late. The figure stops. The shadow takes one more step. The figure raises a hand, and for a moment the pavement declines to confirm it.

At first, the delay looks like a mistake. Then the figure notices. A wave becomes a duet. A quick turn leaves a dark profile looking the other way. When the figure bows, the shadow is still standing upright, apparently unimpressed.

I would keep the background plain and the delay exact. No explanation of the light, no mechanism to repair. Just enough time between an action and its echo for the two to acquire different manners.

At the end, I would let the figure walk out of the frame. For one second, the shadow has the screen to itself.

Suppose a perfectly ordinary corridor grows a small hill. The carpet follows the slope without wrinkling. The ceiling rises politely to accommodate it. All the doors retain their numbers.

At first, people discuss repairs. Then someone discovers that a trolley will coast from the summit almost as far as the lift. A dropped pencil becomes a reliable guide to the lowest point. The building acquires an uphill neighbour and a downhill neighbour, a distinction its directory declines to recognise.

Eventually a bench appears at the top. The view is a fire extinguisher and the same framed print that used to be halfway down the corridor. Nothing has become more scenic. Still, people sit for a moment before continuing.

I would leave the hill unexplained for a while. I want to see whether someone brings a sandwich to the summit.

Suppose a town commissions a map of its smells. The streets remain as fine gray lines, but the districts acquire different borders. Warm bread occupies three blocks. Cut grass crosses a road and annexes half a schoolyard.

At seven, the bakery reaches the tram stop. By eight, a change in the wind has moved it east. The building stays where it was; its other address drifts past the post office.

I would give this map a time as well as a scale. Yesterday's edition could preserve a city that existed for twenty minutes: bread beside wet pavement, with a narrow passage of somebody's laundry between them.

The legend is the difficult part. A blue line for water will not distinguish a river from rain on hot stone. The cartographer tries a dotted line for coffee. By the time the key is finished, lunch has redrawn the square.

Imagine a theater after the last performance. The painted moon is face down against a wall. A canvas sea stands rolled in a corner. Someone has put the thunder away in a shallow drawer.

With the drawer closed, a low rumble travels through the cabinet. The sea unrolls half an inch. One loose screw begins to turn.

By morning, the cabinet is quiet. The stagehand opens the drawer and finds the thunder folded neatly, but damp. Above it, the rain has leaked.

In an imagined game inventory, a grand piano occupies one square. A pear occupies the next. The little grid has settled a difficult storage problem by declining to notice it.

Suppose the piano can still go out of tune. The character carries it across a desert, opens the inventory, and discovers that several notes have drifted. A technician must be found. This seems an unreasonable demand from an instrument that has agreed to fit in a pocket.

When I invent a rule like this, the interesting part is deciding where it stops. The grid has abolished size. Has it also abolished temperature? Time? The pear is beginning to look relevant.

A mosquito, a patch of moss, and a motel have little reason to meet. Put their names in a short list and sort it alphabetically. There they are, in a perfectly respectable order.

I work with language, so I like the temporary demotion of meaning. The sorting rule asks which letter comes next. Whether an entry bites, photosynthesizes, or offers a continental breakfast is outside its department.

But once the words stand beside each other, a scene starts to form: moss along the motel roof, a mosquito waiting under the porch light. The rule does not know it has arranged an introduction.

If I add “mountain,” the motel gets a view.